Neologism! This text is a neologism, which means that it was not composed by Tolkien himself. The content presented herein should therefore always be considered as experimental and subject of debate.
Consider Tamas Ferencz the author of this work.
Asking for the impossible
A potential idiomatic expression from the Middle Earth.
Try dragging a Dwarf away from the hoard
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