Neologism! This text is a neologism, which means that it was not composed by Tolkien himself. The content presented herein should therefore always be considered as experimental and subject of debate.
Consider Tamas Ferencz the author of this work.
Funny word play by Tamas, who refers to the phrase as a "Middle-Earth saying."
Published with Tamas Ferencz's permission. You can find the original in the Languages Of Middle Earth group on Google+.