Ring Inscription

Anwion Mornen #1232

Suppose I wanted to alter the ring inscription to say "Two Dozen Eggs, One slab of beef, Two loaves of maggoty bread." (It's a stupid joke me and my friend have. "What is the ring inscription was actually a shopping list?")

What would that translate to in Black Speech?

Paul Strack #1238

Sadly, Tolkien wrote very little about Black Speech. None of the vocabulary needed to form those phrases is known.

Anwion Mornen #1241

Ah, that's what I thought.

Oh well. I'll just write it in the english mode.